Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…