“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...