Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...