What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...