Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...