Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...