Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...