Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...