The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...