Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...