What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Those who don’t know
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My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...