Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...