George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...