Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...