What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...