Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...