Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...