Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...