In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...