Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
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Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter