Little Johnny and Venus Statue
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Crotchless panties
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Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The Christmas airport
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Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...