Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...