Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...