Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...