God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...