New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Country Name
The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags....
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...