What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.