From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
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Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...