Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...