I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....