How to charge them
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday