What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...