How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...