The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...