Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman