Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”