Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...