A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...