What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...