Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
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Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...