Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...