Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...