As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...