yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....