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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
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In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...