Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...