Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...