The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...