Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...