Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...