Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...