Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...