Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.