The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick