The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...