Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Pre-Mammogram Exercises!
*** Pre-Mammogram Exercises! ***Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there’s no...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...