glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.