Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
|A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...