A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...