Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...