Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...