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Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Birth of a Candy Bar
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50 things to do at Walmart
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You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...