Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....