Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...