Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...